Gand Me Ungli????

Jab Santa Fauj Mein Tha To Uso Sharat Laganey Ki Bahut Buri Aadat Thi Aur Sabhi Us Se Preshan Rehte The.

Ek Din Santa Major Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola -

Santa : "Sir, Yeh Meri Aakhiri Sharat Hai, Aur Woh Main Aapke Sath Lagana Chahta Hun."

Major Khishi- Khushi Raji Ho Gaya, aur Bola- 

Major : "Bolo, Kya Sharat Hai?"

Santa : "Apko Bwaseer Hai".

Major : Main Sharat Lagata Hun Ke Nahi Hai".

Santa : "Main Ungli Daal Kar Check Karuga".

Major Khushi-Khushi Maan Gaya Aur Dono Me 5,000/- Rs. Ki Sharat Lag Gayi.

Santa Ne Major Ki "GAAND ME UNGLI" Daal Di.

Tabhi Bahar Se Jor Jor Se Rone Ki Aawaz Aane Lagi.

Major Pant Pehan Kar Bahar Gaya Aur Poocha-

Major : "Kya Hua?"

Staff : "Sir, Isne Humse 50,000/- Rs. Ki Sharat Lagai Thi Ki Major Ki Gaand Me Ungli Daal Ke Dikhaunga!"